Who Are You, Anyway?

I walked a thousand miles while everyone was asleep...nobody's really seen my million subtleties...

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Liquid Summer Festival: "Aww Come On, Meathead!"

Arrival at the festival, there was no rain... but it was muggier than hell. Turnout was dismal for a Fells Point function. I have to attribute this to the rain. There is no other way to explain it. But HipChick and Independentgrl have arrived so let the games begin!

We immediately move ourselves in the direction of the current band playing, Jah Works. Excellent band, very good and one of IG's favorites. Honestly, it took a minute for me to adjust seeing a group of white guys performing reggae... but they rocked!

On our way to the music, IG spots a couple of meathead guys... you know the ones. They spend there entire lives in the gym pumping iron and feeling the "burn." They also look like they're on the juice... you know the ones!

One meathead in particular has sparked my interest. Why because he is wearing glasses! I am sure you're thinking,"what the hell does that have to do with anything?" You had to see this guy! He looked like the Hulk with
Woody Allen spectacles... it was TOO FUNNY! Meathead was also wearing "cropped" sweatpants... as hot as it was!

"Aww come on Meathead, YOU CAN'T LOOK LIKE A MEATHEAD AND WEAR GLASSES! At least get some contacts to complete the look! And don't wear sweatpants on a hotass day to a festival... you FREAK!

word of advice~Change your gym clothes before you come to the festival.