Who Are You, Anyway?

I walked a thousand miles while everyone was asleep...nobody's really seen my million subtleties...

Friday, May 26, 2006

The Email...

I got an email from Cousin Dan!

Who the hell is Cousin Dan?

Cousin Dan is the hot first cousin of my longtime friend J.C. He is so damn good looking it is sinful...

He just put his page up on Myspace and saw my request to become his "friend".

"Oh yes, I'll be your friend, Cousin Dan! Can we take a ride in your big black truck?"
The email subject starts with.. "hey good looking..." He means me...Oh, boy!

The email starts with "When I look at that pic I'm like "Yah she could get it." and the email ends with, "By the way I need some contact info from you."

Now I have several questions...

1. Exactly what can HipChick get?
2. How often can I get it?
3. Will I like it?
4. Can I get more if I want?

I wanna know dammit!

So... never being the person that doesn't give you what you want.... I happily provided my cell phone number and ever so slyly asked about what I could get.

No ask-y, no get-y, right?

Monday, May 22, 2006

This One's For You...Blue!

"Write something... even if the post only says, something."

"I don't have anything to say."

This was the conversation I had with Blue944 on Sunday over sangria and tapas at Jaleo. Since he read me the riot act for being a slack ass blogger, I have returned to the fold like a prodigal son seeking love and solace in the arms of my fellow bloggers.

My name is HipChick and I am a slackass blogger...

I admit it, I did it and I'm sorry...

But can you believe I'm back? I know, right!

So the gang all met Sunday for drinks and group chat... good times were had by all. Everyone was there (except Jassika... and Emptyman) for the East Coast blogger convention. The line up looked something like this:


There was even a special cameo appeareance by the Mayor of Whoville! Life can't get much better than that!